Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Mozambique
Leave people alone
Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML
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cTopher555 0
That's when you pull your penis out.
Alex_The_Human 2
what we have here, is failure, to communicate.
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cTopher555 0
That's when you pull your penis out.
khaya 9
Shoot to kill, revenge has never given so much relief.
Garay 0
you know, I just think OP should stop looking so ghetto.
Miss_Michaela 10
Haha. *Boom* 'Headshot'! :P
dre_bro11 12
*headshot cumshot
KiddNYC1O 22
Lol. Match winning kill.^
iTerrorized 4
I'm Charlie Sheen, and THAT'S bi-winning.
Molkerei 0
No man that's when you say yes of your number *wink*
MissBunny25 0
73 very cheesy, bro.
broccoli2 0
very macaroni 'n cheese indeed.
MissBunny25 0
Dear 90, I love you. sincerely, MissBunny25
Molkerei 0
Miss bunny you may refer to me as King Cheddar the Third or jackass whichever is more natural for you.
ruben_A_ruiz 0
BLONDE...
noobgang7 5
I have a feeling that this may be the same person who was grabbed by the mall cops for looking shifty
demonxshadow 1
Agreed.
impatientsnake 4
shudder played along and said u want me to rob u and maybe violate u too
eshhayz 0
being robbed of her virginity
CommonSenseKarma 17
1, Your comment just soared above and beyond the epicness of the Iliad. Congratulations.
Jonkbaby 23
lmbo 1 and 62
AwesomeAsFcuk 0
When in doubt, whip it out
RomanBeauty 0
"That's when you pull your penis out" - I can't stop laughing. <3
FunnyGuy5051 7
something tells me op is black
jbones24 22
No, youre being nobbed
KrazyKatz333 15
And say of your virginity ;-) (but ask for consent)
mcgshawn 15
thats awesome
GigglePony 13
Lol, should've said yes THEN pulled your penis out.
EvilPotato 15
I lol'd
sarah48_fml 0
me too! lol
EvilPotato 15
:-)
twister21_fml 0
did you?
khaya 9
Well, were you?
KiddNYC1O 22
Muhfuckaaahh
Wiggy_78 0
Lol^
zelinaaa 0
Sooo long gay boys!!! Ahaha my fave!!:))
PrickHead 0
you should've said "no, but rape on the other hand..."
paleontologist 8
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TomFeltonFan 0
you should have said: 'yes you are getting robbed' and ran off with her purse.
EvilPotato 15
lol
10thPrestige 0
Why yes, yes you are.
moderatersdick 0
ru legit bro
TheNinjaCat 10
teehee I lol'led
MyNameIsBruce 0
Maybe you should leave the brass knuckles at home next time...
TomFeltonFan 0
maybe he should leave the bandit mask and the all black suit at home as well...
MyNameIsBruce 0
That would probably help too
lemonlift 6
hahaha. ^^win