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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I told my boss I was too sick to come to work. He asked if I had a late night, so I told him I stayed in. Apparently I ran into him at a bar last night and was too drunk to remember it. FML
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iDrejer 0
That sucks, but ydi for drinking that much with work the next day, not so smart :P
robc32ca 4
so how is it? writing a new resume with a hangover?
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iDrejer 0
That sucks, but ydi for drinking that much with work the next day, not so smart :P
killab420 0
YDI for being a liar.
JCHammer 5
YDI for not drinking, you filthy Prohibitionist!
iBanana 17
^^ Really? OP needs to learn how to handle drinking, instead of being irresponsible.
iDrejer 0
Deserve what? Nothing bad happened to me by staying sober :P
JCHammer 5
That's debatable.
khaya 9
Now the question is, do you remember what he did to you?
NotYourOrdinary7 6
Obviously not, seeing as the OP does not even remember seeing the boss. Common sense isn't so common any more, huh?
khaya 9
I remember three guys who lost their memory of a crazy night and they managed to piece the night together, Why can't OP.
MissFukMyLuck 0
haha ^ this guy!!! I miss nights like that!
jazziness 12
omg r u talking about the hangover???
RedPillSucks 33
He should be able to piece it together after noticing he's bleeding rectally.
T3P33_fml 0
#8 is new here ^^
NotYourOrdinary7 6
#27 No I'm not. Stop assuming things.
cloudy01 0
yes u are
PrickHead 0
#9 lmao the hangover ...you should've told your boss you were assulted by a little chinese man who you found in your trunk
iRhymeWithHeaven 0
HE WAS HOME AND THE BOSS WAS DRUNK AND TOOK HIM AS THE WRONG PERSONS IDIOTS.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Oh, the flagrant idiocy. I remember the good old days when all the dunces kept their head down and remained silent so no one would realise they were fools.
ImaginaryFoe 1
*heads
korsountseva 0
#8 you obviously are. way to ruin the moment of a perfectly good joke=)
NotYourOrdinary7 6
Again, I'm not. I've just never seen that movie. I'm not "down" lol -shrug-
robc32ca 4
so how is it? writing a new resume with a hangover?
laurbear12 3
op didn't say she was fired
laurbear12 3
or he
sailorguy 2
I'd fire the idiot for drinking thenc alling off work.
McPuffs 0
wahahahahahah
sourgirl101 29
Were you drinking Kamikazes? That's just suicidal.(:
NotYourOrdinary7 6
lol but so good!
Mitcha857 0
I see what you did there! Actually kamikazes are a pretty weak shot. liquid cocaines are tough as nails
breakfastramen 2
And that's why we have weekends.
MissFukMyLuck 0
technically, YES you were too sick to come in. like our bosses haven't pulled that excuse out their asses a few times gettin up the food chain.
sgtrobswifey 0
This is the point in the conversation where you put your knee pads on and get to work.. Quite literally. lol
cptmorgan15 2
I hope OP's a girl.
PassTheDutch 0
YDI for lying. or drinking when you had work the next day. or trying to get a sick day off being hungover. you choose.
pizzle012345 0
Wow u were in HARD situation