By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 02:20 - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 02:20 - United States
By Andy - 16/12/2009 20:43 - United States
By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 08:55 - Australia
By dys - 27/01/2010 12:20 - United States
By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States
By justwow - 13/07/2010 14:27 - United Kingdom
By youreajoker - 10/11/2010 10:28 - Australia
By augh - 10/12/2010 08:24
By Olive14 - 16/12/2010 20:03 - United States
Haha, alright, I'm gonna try to clear this up. It wasn't my car. We were with two guys and it was the guy she was hooking up with's car. I was sitting in the front seat talking with the other guy (you know, 'cause I kinda have this thing where I DON'T hook up with guys I've just met), when we heard sounds from the back and realized they were *******. It's freezing here this time of year, so there was nowhere to go and it was wayyyy too cold to get out of the car. Most. Awkward. Moment. Of. My. Life.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Austyn - 18/02/2011 07:55
By badgirl - 21/06/2011 21:41 - United States
By budbunny13 - 30/06/2011 23:08 - United States
By whyme102008 - 13/07/2011 06:32 - United States
By Anonymous - 14/07/2011 16:52 - United States
By Goaway - 14/08/2011 11:20 - United States
By Zx6r - 14/09/2011 16:42 - United States
By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 23:54 - Canada
By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States
By Stalked - 15/11/2011 00:46 - United States
OP here. Wasn't really expecting this one to get posted. To everyone who's asked- yes, he's my ex now. I didn't think it would make as much sense if I'd said she slept with my ex-boyfriend. And yes, I did lose my job over this. Said coworker and I were very good friends before all of this, hence the 'no longer speaking to her' part. I didn't simply stand there and get screamed at the entire time. I tried to give my side of the story and explain why I'd stopped talking to my coworker, but my boss just kept interrupting me and yelling, "I don't care!" and telling me I was full of shit. I eventually just left when she outright called me a liar. It was a small, locally owned business- so no union rep to call- and my coworker and I had two very separate jobs that didn't really require any interaction. I still spoke to her when I had to, if it had something to do with work. Apparently, she'd been going to our boss after I left for the day- who knows how often- crying about what a bitch I was and how unfair I was being, and saying that all of it was my fault to begin with. The boss even claimed that my coworker would need therapy because of me, and said that just my presence at the shop was making it impossible for her to do her job. The full story is obviously way too long for a single FML, so you can see why a lot of the details got cut.