Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML
Today, I was eating whilst driving. I tried to stop sauce from spilling on the console and instead smashed into a parked car. FML
Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them suggested we go in to an insurance company's office and sing their jingle. I'm an awful singer, so I was planning on lip syncing. Everyone else had the same idea. FML
Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
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extrasnipes 22
I really don't know what to say to this.
Cwizer 17
Those high notes are pretty hard to do. Maybe don't so it while being in control of a car?
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Comments (63)
Cwizer 17
Those high notes are pretty hard to do. Maybe don't so it while being in control of a car?
kjack49044 18
Am I weird for wanting to know what song?
airforce987 20
Bohemian Rhapsody.
worldclassrager 41
I think a muse song would fit better...queen isn't very high...
jazzy_123 20
Mariah Carrey?
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Cemetery Gates
SmallBean 12
Must've been a Justin Bieber song.
Jasmeent11 15
#62 Justin Bieber jokes are getting old.
mrhe3t 9
No they're not.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
WTF? Why did I get down voted for Pantera but the guy who mentioned Queen got thumbed up?
Rababco 29
@70 Normally I'd agree with you but that actually makes sense because he can have a high-pitched voice when singing. Even some of the best male singers can sing high notes (called false-setio.)
VonBlitzkrieg 27
You people are unbelievable.
MomentoMori 23
I hope you're okay! Good thing you weren't hurt too bad!
extrasnipes 22
I really don't know what to say to this.
Rozay333 36
Agreed, lol
pinkster2014 25
I do, what in the world is a 'car park'?
extrasnipes 22
I may be wrong but i believe its where you park cars. I could be wrong about what a car park is.
mrhe3t 9
@80 Nah, I think it's where cars go to have fun.
HKCgrimmjow 15
This is a story of a winner right here. At least you have the best story ever for your grand children!
ImAFaker 29
What? That's a terrible story. What's she going to say? "One time when I was driving, I tried to hit a high note in a song and ended up crashing my car." Yeah great story.
BRSekelsky 2
Ya see sonny. The year was 2014. A cold and dreary February morning. every thing was fine, until that blasted song came on the radio.... I was singing along splendidly, then while attempting to hit the high note in "the way" by Ariana Grande I passed out. I smashed my car into the bumper of another car. To this day, that song is banned from being played in our town. I refused to drive after that day, I walked to work up hill both ways.
Welshite 40
Well the car glass did end up breaking. On the other hand, I don't think breaking glass on impact counts.
TRiPtheShe 8
Well that's one way to end it on a high note.
Grauncho 27
A smashing performance.
shagy_91 8
hahahahahahahaha
Grauncho 27
Couldn't you just thumbs up the comment like a sane person?
MysticMonkey 9
Be an interesting story to tell the police. No law against singing and driving. But should be a law against people who sing really badly.
LiterOfCola 16
Have people forgotten what "YDI" actually means? The fact that there are more YDIs on this FML is retarded. Just because it's your fault doesn't make it deserved...
rocker_chick105 31
OP seemed to focus more on singing than driving. If that is the case, then they do deserve it.
mdw7 12
If it's not OPs fault, whose is it?
razi1 20
His vocal cords
Dthsapprntc 23
#10, OP pretty much made him/her-self black out while driving, so OP absolutely deserved it. Lucky he/she didn't kill anyone.
LiterOfCola 16
Reread what I wrote. I said it is OP's fault but that doesn't mean they deserve it. Singing in the car means you deserve to black out and crash? Are you crazy?
LiterOfCola 16
Perhaps I could be more clear. I don't think being at fault means you deserve it necessarily. Something can be your fault without you deserving whatever outcome happens. When people die texting and driving, I wouldn't say they deserve it. It's their fault, perhaps they had it coming, but they don't deserve it. There's a distinction I think a lot of people don't understand. And clearly some people can't even understand a comment written with decent English. I said it was OP's fault.
mya55 11
They deserve it. . . So. . .
it__happens 17
Wow never have I heard of that happening before..