Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML
Today, I was eating whilst driving. I tried to stop sauce from spilling on the console and instead smashed into a parked car. FML
Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them suggested we go in to an insurance company's office and sing their jingle. I'm an awful singer, so I was planning on lip syncing. Everyone else had the same idea. FML
Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
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extrasnipes 22
I really don't know what to say to this.
Cwizer 17
Those high notes are pretty hard to do. Maybe don't so it while being in control of a car?
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Comments (63)
RogueWarrior869 23
I do not quite see why people are giving you the YDI vote here. It just seems like an unfortunate event that you had no control over. I really hope you and no one else were hurt though.
dakid87 10
What is a car park?:/
klm2purple 18
Anybody else stuck on Car Park??? Is this an actual place you take your cars?
Turock27 7
Boww woww woww Im Derrherrherrick and i can sing Highhh! Like thi-hiss-hiss, and i can sing highhhi-highhhi!!
maps12 7
And they said texting while driving causes accidents.. Time for a new commercial.
zandig95 6
I've had so many moments like this, as described.
spookycat32 6
WTF?
Machiniman20 2
With much respect, it sounds like you're singing incorrectly. I know not everyone is super into the technical dynamics of singing, But when you pass out, it usually means you're doing something wrong, no offense. I used to actually sing in a manner that would do this. Though it feels good to hit those high notes, They take up more air than you're expecting, and if you're belting (that feeling when you put a LOT of pressure and force into a note, like, you start to get light headed), you're actually likely to pass out. A lot of celebrities belt, which makes it seem like the cool thing to do, but it's fairly dangerous for both your vocal cords and your... well... consciousness. Sing safely, and look before you leap to a high note!
scubanick 10
Yeah that's not normal, might want to get checked out by a doctor buddy
DaLiquer 20
That is one of the funniest and dumbest things I've ever heard of!