Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML
Today, I was eating whilst driving. I tried to stop sauce from spilling on the console and instead smashed into a parked car. FML
Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them suggested we go in to an insurance company's office and sing their jingle. I'm an awful singer, so I was planning on lip syncing. Everyone else had the same idea. FML
Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
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extrasnipes 22
I really don't know what to say to this.
Cwizer 17
Those high notes are pretty hard to do. Maybe don't so it while being in control of a car?
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Comments (63)
RedPillSucks 33
What the hell song were you trying to sing that would cause you to pass out????!!!! Next time, just drop down an octave. I'm sure this will be a good story at both the police station and the insurance adjusters office.
Ziggy122 15
Lemme guess, Bohemian Rhapsody? "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeee, for meeee, for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-*crash*"
RpiesSPIES 27
Break a leg!.. Oh wait
ihartlove 2
So maybe alto is the best choice for you.
Mailman2121 15
You must be in really good shape.
XCrazyMofo2010X 17
Was it Zayn Malik's high note
CrazyMelvin 14
I'm not sure if this is fml or YDI so I'm choosing both
Kain713 14
I'd look at this more like natural selection's final warning before it takes care of you.
soup_of_the_day 10
Blacked out or got distracted by your great singing? FTODL(f the other drivers life)
Steve95401 49
Now, you're singing the blues.