Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML
Today, I was eating whilst driving. I tried to stop sauce from spilling on the console and instead smashed into a parked car. FML
Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them suggested we go in to an insurance company's office and sing their jingle. I'm an awful singer, so I was planning on lip syncing. Everyone else had the same idea. FML
Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
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extrasnipes 22
I really don't know what to say to this.
Cwizer 17
Those high notes are pretty hard to do. Maybe don't so it while being in control of a car?
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Comments (63)
darkfire4eva 15
stupidty reached a new high
mollyjynxjax 28
Got yourself into a bit of treble!
junkman6 22
Amen # 11 I don't understand how people pass out while coughing or singing. I can't imagine if they had to run for longer than a minute. They would probably die.
xOhItsMarleyy 9
I hope your okay. (:
Steve95401 49
You're
swimmingcharky 4
what's a car park? parking lot?
flufee2 27
How are people so ******* stupid
LethalSeamonkey 15
http://youtu.be/fOLFl6kHy_E
PurelyCanadian 18
.. Just how hard were you singing?
vdarling 2
Moron
maplecandy 7
I...did not know what was possible. Er, good job. Maybe stick to J.D. Sumner and avoid trying to imitate Roger Taylor when you're driving. Hope no one was badly hurt in the collision.