Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I spotted a $20 bill on the ground. As I bent down to pick it up, the wind blew it away. I ended up running after it like a cartoon character, only to watch it get stuck up a tree. I did consider climbing up said tree, but with my luck I would've fallen off and had to pay 100 times more in hospital bills. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and tracked down the owner through social media. They thanked me, met me to pick it up, opened it, and immediately asked where the $20 bill had gone. There had never been a $20 bill. FML
Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
Today, I went to withdraw some money out the bank. On a windy day. Next minute, woosh, my money was gone. My last $20. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
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Top comments
gonad_gobbler 1
that blows
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Well at least you were the richest person alive for a few seconds
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Comments (187)
kay2810 9
Must have been some pretty strong wind..
Vball6 19
You don't need strong wind to blow away a DOLLAR BILL?
RadPenny 6
Were the caps REALLY NECESSARY?
SirSquishyPants 1
nO!
ClassyCommando 13
Well, actually it was a ten dollar bill...not that that makes it any harder to blow away.
beccaishereyay 11
I feel like I you're that excited to find a $10 bill you should work harder to protect it. Haha can't lose what you never really had!
Cad6 24
It's not about the money, money, money, We don't need your money, money, money. We just wanna make the world dance, Forget about the price tag. Ain't about the (ha!) cha-ching cha-ching. Ain't about the (yeah!) ba-bling ba-bling, Wanna make the world dance, Forget about the price tag. OP money doesn't equal happiness. Hard work = happiness. :)
KeyboardWarrior 10
The grip is weak in this one.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
33- of course Jessie J doesn't care about price tags. She's probably pretty well off, financially speaking. For us working class citizens, 10 bucks is damn exciting.
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Had to be tornado winds to blow a $10 bill away...
Damn_Hippster 11
And in this economy...actually I'm not going to get into it. $10 can go a long way.
Bassist5798 0
some weak grip there bud
waitwhatsgoingon 18
Am I the only one who noticed her creepy Justin Bieber shower curtain?
babykillaseason 0
Or some really light money...people like you make me -__________________- question humanity.
Brendo0113 0
Wtf?
mystical_child 6
Gone with the wind..
Vball6 19
gonad_gobbler 1
that blows
NeatNit 33
Wind giveth, and wind taketh away.
ClassyCommando 13
May the name of the Wind be praised...
Cad6 24
"Cold Wind Blows" - Eminem
dittoisawesome16 3
Just like the wind
Kristolinis 3
If you love it - let it go. If it comes back - probably won't so...
shanemaximo 7
Like an episode of My name is earl.
kelseyyup 5
My friends made an animation in class that was the exact idea
nadyy14 8
Awww :( everything happens for a reason, OP. Maybe soon you'll get more than 10$!
dabomb1463 0
36- greatest song ever
EvilPotato 15
3 that may very well be the best used "that blows" comment on this site.
fabulosogurlee 7
O ho ho I see what you did there... Puny
guy24 9
And that is how the previous owner lost it.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Well at least you were the richest person alive for a few seconds
SecretMe00 5
$10 made you feel like the richest man alive? Wow OP, get a job.
eatdemcupcakes 4
Don't be a douche 32. Some people have to work really hard for cash. Rent,bills, cars, etc. that stuff adds up. If I was OP I'd save every penny. So don't act like a spoiled ass mofo.
LaughinStock 16
hey asshole #32 it's a chick and yeah $10 in this piss poor economy will make me feel rich too. Op the universe didn't want you to have the $10. :( IT WANTS YOU TO GO BACK TO THE ISLAND!!!!! TUN TUN TUN CAHHHH :)
FaZeClan 3
32 obviously doesn't understand sarcasm.
Jakesterk96 8
Or hyperbole.
biggestfan23 11
I didn't know people were still blaming the economy for there inability to get jobs. If you really want a job then you'll find one
alliewillie 22
That was a really ignorant thing to say #130.
MedKits 9
Not really. Unless you're opposed to working at McDonalds
biggestfan23 11
I'm taking economics in college, i have a good idea on the state of the economy today and it's much better than it was a few years a go. People just aren't willing to go out and find a job no matter the circumstances
michellenKG 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ten dollars makes you the richest person alive? haha
rubberduckie94 13
Dang it I thumbed you up and I meant to hit thumb down. Somebody please thumb them down for me.
angrymexican 8
Thumbed up for you. Now I can't thumb him/her up for myself. I hope you're happy.
cr3ativity 15
If you know what I mean...
ALpein 0
I once was an ignorant snob like you, then I took a terrible economic depression to the wallet.
muurph 4
now someone else can have your richness
porcupineattack1 5
And hopefully not be so dissapointed afterward
Jf770 10
10 dollar bills must always be set free.
biggestfan23 11
That was a sign that you didn't deserve those $10
ClassyCommando 13
Then why he find $10 in the ******* first place?
The_Troller 14
Magic.
Jamialia 5
No the sign was they didn't hold on to it hard enough.
zachherbert 10
Aliens..
ClassyCommando 13
I was actually mimicking the superstition in 8's comment. As for your "never been out of your county" statement, we don't have counties in Canada, and I've lived on three continents. I really don't know why everyone takes comments so seriously on this site.
onlychildFTW 34
46 - To get him excited and burn his hopes obviously. The universe can be cruel.
OrigamiProdigy 0
167- the Solar system can be cruel. We don't know if there are un-cruel parts of the universe, seeing as the universe is infinite. Sorry for the (trollage?), but I couldn't resist.
Redneck_Mouse 1
Whenever someone finds money its usually a 10 dollar bill for some reason. strange but happened to me too...
johnnyrogers97 9
It was the same bill omgggggg! 8O
kittenvks 11
This could be a new urban legend!!
ALpein 0
Finding a ten dollar bill? Must be witchcraft.
MsConfusedd 27
Think of it this way-- you just made someone else feel like they were the richest person in the world :)
ripresno 10
The wind can be a dick
ClassyCommando 13
Mother Nature can be a bitch...
KiddNYC1O 22
Damn, nature, you scary!
False_Stupidity 42
I'm sure mother nature was laughing her arse off at the prank she just pulled on the OP.