Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I spotted a $20 bill on the ground. As I bent down to pick it up, the wind blew it away. I ended up running after it like a cartoon character, only to watch it get stuck up a tree. I did consider climbing up said tree, but with my luck I would've fallen off and had to pay 100 times more in hospital bills. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and tracked down the owner through social media. They thanked me, met me to pick it up, opened it, and immediately asked where the $20 bill had gone. There had never been a $20 bill. FML
Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
Today, I went to withdraw some money out the bank. On a windy day. Next minute, woosh, my money was gone. My last $20. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
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gonad_gobbler 1
that blows
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Well at least you were the richest person alive for a few seconds
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Comments (187)
BeatifulPenguin 4
I have an account with over 4000 and I'm not even thirteen yet!
Shelta957 13
Good for you. We're very proud.
Shelta957 13
*we're very happy for you. Sorry, I just realized tgat my above comment sounded stupid XD
rubberduckie94 13
Wow, kudos to you for having a rich mommy and daddy. Here is a tip young one. Don't brag about money. Especially money you had nothing to do with making more than likely.
andiiturtle 0
I would have chased that bill!
Jesucristo 0
Did you just stand and watch it cuz i woulda been runnin like a mad man to get it back.... lol
NYCBOII123 7
SUCKS FOR YOU, DON'T IT?
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
It's okay:) Just sing in the streets and you'll probably make that much in like an hour ;)
skittle68 0
I feel like this is more of an fml to the person who lost it in the first place...
kerr888 0
Dang it! You lost a days worth of groceries and a candy bar?!... Stupid wind
Tvolsfan325 13
Its ******* 10 dollars
BrassaP 9
Got to hate those strong winds
159_fml 17
Sucks that's happens to me before