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Today, I learned that my "cash back rewards" for credit card purchases are mailed with the monthly statement. The same monthly statement that goes straight into the shredder or fireplace because I prefer to do my banking online. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7612) - you deserved it (39976)

On 02/04/2012 at 9:51pm - money - by twiggy24 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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at least take a look at your stuffs before you throw them away.

#2 - On 02/05/2012 at 3:34am by khung835

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My grandma would give you a really good talking to, she keeps all her receipts in her pillow case....

#5 - On 02/05/2012 at 3:37am by Razzle_Dazzle_5

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