Today, I hosted a "Night Out Against Crime" party at our local park. Only three people came, they robbed our fundraiser booth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
runepop 0
Well...did they just rob u to prove that crime is bad? Literal Example. Lol
FirstTigerHobbes 13
How ironic
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Comments (75)
iamsosurprised66 3
sucks for you
StoryOfTheYear 15
Well. That's probably why they submitted it to FMyLife.com.
tanneriscool 2
Oooh.. You got him good.
Muslimgal92 0
Hahaha ohh the irony!!
FirstTigerHobbes 13
iamsosurprised at how bad this comment is!
yahoowizard 16
Yeah, but now the robbers will stay away from houses for a bit longer as they live off the money for the booth, making the event a success
Wederoney 16
Well you gotta admit you kinda provoked it.
AnonymousTroll 2
That sounds like something I'd do...when's the next one?
crazyaces89 7
No shit Sherlock...that's the whole point!
runepop 0
Well...did they just rob u to prove that crime is bad? Literal Example. Lol
SecretMe00 5
Seriously OP!!! You're either really dumb to have done that or you have horrible luck... I can't decide.
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Well, let us know when you come to a conclusion. I for one am dying to find out your decision! Don't keep me in suspense too much longer. :(
nunsrtight69 0
if no one came how did you have any money to rob?
sakana_fml 7
Sharing is caring!
xSonic 9
Shut up
FirstTigerHobbes 13
How ironic
JohnnyxViet 0
so.. how was it?
CheckItOutItsYou 7
After reading the FML it doesn't seem like it went well. sucks
ICATiger 13
Why did you host it outside at night time. That's a thefts dream
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
*Thief* Sorry.. It bothered me a lot. I still agree. More crimes happen at night
zombicidal 11
isn't it Batman's job to take back the night? oh nevermind OP isn't in Gotham
badass243 6
rough neighborhood
MessyVictor 1
I think I came in my pants...
StoryOfTheYear 15
I came in shorts and a t-shirt.
TheOnlyAlan 0
Ohhhhh, irony.
AcidLacedBong 5
Well if only three people came... And they robbed the fundraising booth... They couldn't have gotten very much money... Since no one else was there to donate!
Mirorbo 27
They could have stolen the equipment.