Today, I hosted a "Night Out Against Crime" party at our local park. Only three people came, they robbed our fundraiser booth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML
Today, I took a group of teens with me to hang up posters for our church's yard sale. Because it's summer, we went out at dusk to beat the heat. Someone called the cops on us, and we were arrested for "gang activity". FML
Today, it was my first big time art show. To celebrate I went out to lunch with some people whose work was also there. When we got back, police were everywhere. Someone had broken in and stolen all of the art. All except mine. Even burglars don't want my art. FML
Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML
Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML
Today, it's my birthday. I'd planned an outside party in my backyard, and I'd invited all of my friends. Only 2 of them showed up. It also rained today, even though it wasn't supposed to. FML
Today, I was at a Christmas party when I noticed someone had taken all of the cash I had from out of my wallet. It was a family gathering. I'm related to the culprit but have no idea who it is. FML
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Top comments
runepop 0
Well...did they just rob u to prove that crime is bad? Literal Example. Lol
FirstTigerHobbes 13
How ironic
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Comments (75)
michaelkiddguru 3
It's all apart of the government funding program for criminals. That's how they can afford the nice cars and drugs and all.
StalinsHeir 1
Rrrrooooofffflllllll
DontForgetMe4 0
oh wow, sorry. that really design suck, hope you didn't spend too much time on this event.
grenj 8
That does suck- but did you start this project alone? You should have started it with friends; it helps the impact the organization has and also provides more protection against thieves.
mvl 6
hahaha next time dont hold it at nite =P
KiddNYC1O 22
The ****, man?
msjoyfull84 0
On the bright side. They didn't get much if no one showed up.
Mimosa2 1
Well next time hire some security people and you need to advertise better . Hope you learned your lesson with all this and better luck next time ( if you get courage to do it again)!!!!!
Cshaw6215 5
i died laughing! 1990-2012
toalysium 15
YDI since obviously you knew crime was a problem in your area but didn't carry a means to defend yourself, such as a pistol, taser, or at least pepper spray.