Today, I hosted a "Night Out Against Crime" party at our local park. Only three people came, they robbed our fundraiser booth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML
Today, I took a group of teens with me to hang up posters for our church's yard sale. Because it's summer, we went out at dusk to beat the heat. Someone called the cops on us, and we were arrested for "gang activity". FML
Today, it was my first big time art show. To celebrate I went out to lunch with some people whose work was also there. When we got back, police were everywhere. Someone had broken in and stolen all of the art. All except mine. Even burglars don't want my art. FML
Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML
Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML
Today, it's my birthday. I'd planned an outside party in my backyard, and I'd invited all of my friends. Only 2 of them showed up. It also rained today, even though it wasn't supposed to. FML
Today, I was at a Christmas party when I noticed someone had taken all of the cash I had from out of my wallet. It was a family gathering. I'm related to the culprit but have no idea who it is. FML
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Top comments
runepop 0
Well...did they just rob u to prove that crime is bad? Literal Example. Lol
FirstTigerHobbes 13
How ironic
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Comments (75)
SwiftFaux 0
Idk why this sounds racist to me.
CheckItOutItsYou 7
Your ignorant
afulks78 11
Oo the irony ! :P
FirstTigerHobbes 13
That's what I said :p
Mirorbo 27
Some criminals need to learn some standards.
xSonic 9
Shut up
GoW_Chick 15
No, you shut up.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Don't mind him. He's angry cuz he's fat, and a bird.
ladyLALAA 29
So much hate on FML! *sings to aelf* why can't we be friends..
yummcookie 0
Who is this 'aelf' and why are we signing to them?
ladyLALAA 29
*self, oops!
ladyLALAA 29
If only three came to the fundraiser, at least you'll be able to identify them to the police hah
d_unsub 12
lol some criminal got sense of humor hahahahaha
GoW_Chick 15
Apparently crime had a night out of it's own, and you're paying for it OP, next time bring pepper spray, and show them the meaning of blind justice.
fattylumptard 1
Why?
ChaosAngel17 14
I guess they got the wrong date for the "Night out with Crime party" that was planned for the next day.
yummcookie 0
If only you were Batman... Maybe Use this as motivation to become do? I'll even kill your parents.
cosmosis 12
... Wtf?!? Really??