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Ruthless

By blahhhh - 09/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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You deserved it 5 000

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Same thing different taste

**** McGee

By Pakundo - 17/01/2009 11:31 - France

Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML

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You deserved it 2 574

By nerdsgetmehot - 07/04/2011 16:55 - United States

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML

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You deserved it 5 860

By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML

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You deserved it 5 359

By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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You deserved it 52 317

Backhanded

By lopsided - 06/09/2011 16:22 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML

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You deserved it 2 751

Kinda sus

By embarrassed - 03/07/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 344

You deserved it 47 113

By littl3storm - 13/10/2018 12:00

Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 280

You deserved it 173

Distraction

By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 433

You deserved it 47 493

By laurenmay - 06/03/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 4 419

By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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You deserved it 5 354

Elamdri 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:35

All you need is a handful. I'm just sayin. Besides, I'd take tiny, natural boobs over big, fake boobs any day.

ds576 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:42

Hey, there's nothing wrong with smaller boobs...I think my girlfriend's a-cups are the sexiest things out there!

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randomchick1901 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:24

haha!! Thattt sucks. but it's kinda funny. rofl

wowthatshorrible_fml 0

Friday 30 July 2010 6:00

did any1 notice they said mabye no maybe

xxjordan715xx 17

Friday 27 August 2010 6:18

hahaha I'm 14 and have D's 

Shookitup 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 10:38

Doesn't seem like it ^^^

DeathMaple 3

Saturday 2 July 2011 10:56

agreed ^^^

agentx52 13

Friday 16 March 2012 13:33

also agreed ^^^

vadaaa 11

Thursday 24 January 2013 23:18

144- Wow, congratulations! You must be so proud.

WendlaMimii 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:27

I wish I had smaller boobs...

Waxy5 2

Monday 26 October 2009 3:47

Don't say that #2 did you ever watch that skit dave chappelle did about women with big boobs? lol

summerguy97 16

Saturday 3 August 2013 18:16

Small bones girls want big boobs, while big booted girls want somewhat smaller boobs...The Struggle.

hdhillon 10

Monday 21 October 2013 10:15

Yeah I know me too I have 32DD

effmailyfe 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:29

Well, did you try their girls' section?

bridgetheartsyou 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:31

ouchh. don't shop there again!

Adamantoise 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:33

Boob job anyone?

neshad 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:14

And you should pay for it!!!

Bloodyskull 13

Saturday 15 October 2016 23:22

Nothing wrong with small, natural breasts. As long as they are a handful, they are good enough for most people.

Bob13_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:33

some guys like smaller boobs...

The_Marine_2011 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 6:16

I prefer small boobs :D B=Best hahaha

The_Marine_2011 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 6:16

I prefer small boobs :D B=Best hahaha

mario20031 11

Sunday 5 January 2014 12:26

Some guys perhaps do, but in this world there aren't any guys like that :D

Compwiz1993 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:33

Send her to azkaban

hp_obsessed 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 19:57

That is a wonderful idea! The dementors will love her!

mrhahn530 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:34

Small boobs are awesome, be happy!

Elamdri 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:35

All you need is a handful. I'm just sayin. Besides, I'd take tiny, natural boobs over big, fake boobs any day.

Calaura9 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:36

Hopefully you make up for it with a nice round ass...

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Ruthless

Same thing different taste

**** McGee

Backhanded

Kinda sus

Distraction

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