Today, I heard the sound of footsteps in the basement. Thinking it was burglars I grabbed a baseball bat and hurried down the stairs. I then tripped on the stairs, fell down them and smacked my head on the bat. The sound of footsteps I heard? It was my cat playing in some cardboard boxes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I kept hearing big *THUD* sounds across the house. The first few times, I didn't think anything of it. But after several more times, I started to suspect there was an intruder. After sneaking through the house, ready to knock out whomever was there, I found out it was my cat pushing things off the table. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs of my apartment building because I thought my cat was a ghost. FML
Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML
Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML
Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML
Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML
Today, I was stepping out of the shower while home alone. I heard voices coming from the living room. I grabbed a bat to defend myself and ran into the living room. I slipped on my tile floor and smashed my TV with the bat. No one was in my house, but I'd left the radio on. FML
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
Today, I was woken at 4 a.m. by the sounds of someone crashing down the stairs. I scrambled out, still half-asleep, to find out that nobody was in an agonized heap at the bottom. The walls are so thin in my house that I could hear the neighbour falling down HIS stairs. FML
Today, I experienced the fright of a lifetime when I woke up and heard my bedroom door opening. Fearing that there was an intruder, I picked up a bat and opened the door, ready to whack the mystery intruder. There was no one there. No one, except my cat, who apparently knows how to open doors now. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
THE CAT BURGLAR STRIKES AGAIN.
McCannCanTriple 0
At least you didn't call the cops.
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Comments (128)
JERKKMONKEY 0
rofl wow
igetinyourpants 0
first
igetinyourpants 0
what a dumb ass ****** is OP
BeautifulDawn 0
Ever heard of grammar?
mfmylifesrsly 30
wow your cat must be fat if his movement sounds like human footsteps. my cats' do :D
MrPresidentBoss1 0
Hey look I tagged onto the first comment so everyone can read what I said.
Americon187 0
dip shit
Gumblebum100 0
yea ... wow
hennessey 0
Hey, wow! Did you want a cookie?
Shystai 0
YDI for having a cat. Why not a rabbit? Dog?Rat? Kangaroo? Ostrich? Giraffe? Antelope?Cow? Chicken? Duck? Frog? Zebra? Last but not least, a platypus?
nigranathan 0
lol
salvadordali22 1
rofl!
pingpongpickle 8
hahah. zebra.
fmyinternet 13
What about a elephant? Cow? Goldfish? Red fish? Blue fish? One fish? Or maybe even two fish?
palasarop 0
1st!!
infernofalcon 0
your avatar adaquately describes you.
JERKKMONKEY 0
fail.
lolpwntdumass 0
lmao
Quidikic 9
SECOND my fail was equal to his
m0tl3ycru3 0
2-nobody gives a ****
infernofalcon 0
smooth.
icanspellgud 0
ninth
airforce987 20
fail
icanspellgud 0
win
Voltage_fml 0
I would piss myself.
McCannCanTriple 0
At least you didn't call the cops.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
THE CAT BURGLAR STRIKES AGAIN.
UnearthlyEnemy 9
funny
joshhh11 0
lame
8trickster8 0
mediocre
BoostaRoosta 0
amateur
ShadowzI 0
shup da whoop
Averizzle 0
Your cat wanted crack and was about to mug you when you came down. What do you do? You gain wrist control and pull out your gun.
cowgod 0
Hahahahahaha! best comment
jonnyapples 7
I love that video
himynameis27 0
that's what you get for owning a cat. most disgusting and pathetic animal ever.
Cthulu 0
GTF OFF THE INTERNET
bluesclues72 0
yes I agree. cats should be wiped off the face of the earth
MF12 0
jerks
MF12 0
you know that's what caused the black plague? the people thougt cats were evil and witchy and stuff so they killed a lot. there was no natural predator for the rats anymore, so they multiplied and started getting infected.... and then 1/3 of the population was wiped out. yay!
tehantone 0
pretty clumsy move..
inangel 0
lol