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Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML

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On 09/22/2009 at 5:48pm - misc - by carnivore (man) - United States (Washington)

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I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.

#1 - On 09/22/2009 at 7:45pm by katamaridamacy

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I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_-

Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T

#3 - On 09/22/2009 at 7:48pm by o3o

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