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Today, I found out that despite having attended every university party held over the last two years, the only physical contact I have had with a member of the opposite sex is when the security guard stamps my hand. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33477) - you deserved it (8099)

On 09/12/2009 at 7:53am - misc - by Lonely (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Look on the bright STDs!

#5 - On 09/12/2009 at 10:20am by Scorpitarrius

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physical contact with the opposite sex is overrated

#1 - On 09/12/2009 at 10:17am by haadi9

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