Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of the whole restaurant. FML

by taman / 09/12/2009 at 12:12am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

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  • And this is why little kids should not be allowed in public

    #4 - On 09/12/2009 at 6:13am by Hoofin

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  • Oh no, you did something completely natural, fuck your life indeed.

    #6 - On 09/12/2009 at 6:23am by vendris

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