Miscellaneous: Today, It took me over 3 hours to cut out little letters for...

By wotwzombie - 11/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, It took me over 3 hours to cut out little letters for an event I'm putting on. It took the wind less than a second to blow them all over campus. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 18:47 - Ireland

Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML

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Help, I'm stranded!

By LexMarie12 - 15/03/2017 18:00

Today, at work, it was so windy that it started taking the door off its hinges. The door now won't close all the way. I can't leave until someone comes to fix it. FML

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Cartoonish

By You knock me off my feet - 13/04/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML

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By hackling fellow - 10/03/2011 13:17

Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML

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Wigging out

By Stacey Halvorson - 19/07/2021 04:01

Today, I was riding my bike on a sunny but windy afternoon. Coming up to an intersection, the wind switched directions and my wig blew off and landed in the middle of the road. At this point, I was almost at the other side but I had to turn around and grab my hair before the light turned green. FML

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That blows

By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 23:30

Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML

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By Kim422 - 28/06/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML

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A bunch of ghosts did it!

By Anonymous - 26/10/2023 00:02

Today, I spent hours decorating my front yard for Halloween. When I stepped back to admire my work, the wind blew all the decorations into my neighbor's yard. Of course, they're currently away on a long vacation and I can't get to my stuff, so… you're welcome, I guess! FML

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Bad boss

By Anonymous - 17/02/2022 14:00

Today, despite warning my boss that it’s dangerous and stupid, he still insisted I get on with putting up a 4-storey tall scaffolding in high winds, and when it blew over, he blamed me for not putting it together correctly. FML

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Yesterday's news

By rofld - 14/07/2010 16:47 - United States

Today, I ran over a newspaper with the lawnmower, instantly volunteering myself to pick up confetti for hours. FML

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zidane312 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:08

hahahaha, well at least u got the word out :D

tsezu 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:34

That really blows.

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zidane312 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:08

hahahaha, well at least u got the word out :D

Jiplo 18

Friday 24 August 2012 15:32

was that a pun? because if it is, it's funny. :)

never_accepted 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:14

The janitor will be the most educated about your event. lol

zachhasse 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 19:42

#2 you look like one of my best friends

ohhboyy 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:15

paper weights!

This_Guy 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:26

What # 3 said or do it inside the building.

182crazyking 9

Thursday 26 August 2010 8:12

YDI Op, use paper weights or close those damn windows...

woody_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:26

Next time do it indoors.

hypa_kitty 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:27

thats why you should always have a spare set ;)

tsezu 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:34

That really blows.

warriorcatluvr 0

Friday 28 May 2010 4:05

lol?

Tehalon 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:43

Might be easier to just use a printer...

saaarrj 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:43

lmao @ #1, 2, and 7, though i don't know if 7 said that intentionally:P

foxfire730 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 0:20

that would piss me off so much. stupid wind.

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