Today, It took me over 3 hours to cut out little letters for an event I'm putting on. It took the wind less than a second to blow them all over campus. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML
Today, at work, it was so windy that it started taking the door off its hinges. The door now won't close all the way. I can't leave until someone comes to fix it. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes fixing my hair to perfection, only to step outside and have it immediately ruined by a freak gust of rain and wind. The only thing I accomplished was looking like a disheveled bird's nest for the rest of the day. FML
Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML
Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML
Today, I was riding my bike on a sunny but windy afternoon. Coming up to an intersection, the wind switched directions and my wig blew off and landed in the middle of the road. At this point, I was almost at the other side but I had to turn around and grab my hair before the light turned green. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML
Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML
Today, I spent hours decorating my front yard for Halloween. When I stepped back to admire my work, the wind blew all the decorations into my neighbor's yard. Of course, they're currently away on a long vacation and I can't get to my stuff, so… you're welcome, I guess! FML
Today, despite warning my boss that it’s dangerous and stupid, he still insisted I get on with putting up a 4-storey tall scaffolding in high winds, and when it blew over, he blamed me for not putting it together correctly. FML
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Top comments
zidane312 0
hahahaha, well at least u got the word out :D
tsezu 0
That really blows.
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Comments (46)
summer66_fml 0
this website makes me feel so much better about my life lol......
MukyDaCookie 0
#23, why did you say "alhumdulilah" how does Allah is great/the only relate to this? OP, that sucks ALOT! Maybe just send FB invites?
MozillaFirefox 0
Ziploc bags are your friend~
myah1109 11
So when the wind blows thatttt away, you won't have any left! Haha
technobutterfly 0
Great advertising tactic.
kayleighcontrol 7
Well aren't you a boring twat XD
hanic101 0
Indoors
myah1109 11
At least you don't have to send them out anymore. Thank the wind for saving you stamps.
Cathrin 26
I think the OP meant letters of the alphabet to be glued onto a banner or something.
Steffi 26
Why didn't you do that indoors? Away from open windows, and doors?
dylanm504 1
How about do it inside? That was stupid
Elijah3004 7
Should have made bigger letters