Miscellaneous: Today, It took me over 3 hours to cut out little letters for...

By wotwzombie - 11/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, It took me over 3 hours to cut out little letters for an event I'm putting on. It took the wind less than a second to blow them all over campus. FML

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Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 23:30

Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML

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By Kim422 - 28/06/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2023 00:02

Today, I spent hours decorating my front yard for Halloween. When I stepped back to admire my work, the wind blew all the decorations into my neighbor's yard. Of course, they're currently away on a long vacation and I can't get to my stuff, so… you're welcome, I guess! FML

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Bad boss

By Anonymous - 17/02/2022 14:00

Today, despite warning my boss that it’s dangerous and stupid, he still insisted I get on with putting up a 4-storey tall scaffolding in high winds, and when it blew over, he blamed me for not putting it together correctly. FML

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zidane312 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:08

hahahaha, well at least u got the word out :D

tsezu 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:34

That really blows.

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z_vet 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 0:49

Sorry for you.

loveaddiction 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 1:33

That sucks :(

fuzzishmunkiebut 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 1:42

try a folder next time

April11 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 1:43

Sorry bout that. Frustrating.

Misanthropist 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 1:45

#5 is right... probably something you want to do indoors.

kagome_eb 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 1:52

do you go to RIT?

Superman8_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 2:16

sounds like the wind was just trying to help :)

smurfy_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 2:27

That sucks especially since you put so much time into it.

dcapp 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 2:28

why would you do that outside?

BigMick83 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:19

Shouuuuulda used Facebook!

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