Cars, Accident, Trauma and Miscellaneous: Freaked out

Freaked out

By scarredforlife - 03/10/2015 01:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, after taking my little niece out onto the balcony of her family's new apartment to enjoy the view, we watched as a man jaywalked across the street down below and was run over by a car. My niece is pretty much traumatized for life now. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 22:00

Today, it's been a few days since I moved into a new apartment and was excited to finally have a balcony. I went out to enjoy the view, but as I leaned against the railing, it gave way and I fell two stories onto the pavement below. I ended up with a broken leg and a huge medical bill. FML

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Protect the child at all cost

By Anonymous - 26/12/2022 03:00

Today, carrying my 10-month old niece down the stairs, I missed a step. Protecting her on the way down, I badly sprained my right foot and snapped the ligament in my left. I now can’t walk. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 23:18 - United States

Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML

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You deserved it 21 313

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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You did ask…

By Anonymous - 01/05/2012 00:22 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew. He told me he learned about fire safety, so I asked him what he'd do if there were a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML

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You deserved it 4 344

Didn't see ya there!

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 19:10 - United States - West Chester

Today, I was outside talking to my new neighbor. I was gesturing while talking and didn't notice the little kid riding her bike coming our way. I ended up accidentally smacking her in the face and knocking her off her bike. Apparently she's my new neighbor's daughter. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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You deserved it 2 367

By Al - 22/06/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

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You deserved it 3 346

You dolt!

By ilovefootball - 07/09/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

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You deserved it 78 176

By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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You deserved it 3 979

Sorry kiddo

By BrandNewKadillak - 30/04/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was at my 3 year-old niece's birthday party. I was swinging on their swing set when she walked directly into my path. I tried to jump off the swing, but I could not stop myself in time. I ended up kicking her in the face and giving her a black eye. Happy birthday! FML

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You deserved it 11 341

kaybows 14

Saturday 3 October 2015 15:27

And that is why you always look both ways.

kunjac0945 21

Saturday 3 October 2015 15:27

He really tried to leave his mark on the world... and the pavement.

Comments

kaybows 14

Saturday 3 October 2015 15:27

And that is why you always look both ways.

lexiieeex3 32

Saturday 3 October 2015 17:13

That's what you get when you let your heart win

MrSassypants 32

Saturday 3 October 2015 17:17

Whoooaaahoaoao!.... wait, why the **** did we break into Paramore? Did Hayley Williams run over the guy?

kunjac0945 21

Saturday 3 October 2015 15:27

He really tried to leave his mark on the world... and the pavement.

ArturoRamirez 16

Saturday 3 October 2015 16:12

He really hit the road.

MathiBears 15

Saturday 3 October 2015 15:29

Oh I can relate actually because I took my niece to a parade yesterday and a little kid got ran over by a float and she's just now started talking again.

dyoy_87 21

Saturday 3 October 2015 18:00

Is he ok?

MathiBears 15

Saturday 3 October 2015 18:46

He's in the hospital but I don't know any details sadly because I don't know the parents.

thejokingguy13 12

Saturday 3 October 2015 15:31

Well that's just flat out bad

noah_1234 24

Saturday 3 October 2015 15:35

Is anyone mire worried about the man than the niece.

chuka81 27

Saturday 3 October 2015 16:14

I'm not. While nobody deserves to get knocked down, it is definitely his fault that he did. The kid however was simply trying to enjoy the view from her balcony.