Today, my flatmate asked me to wash the large pile of dishes on the bench, and if I would start on cleaning the house which was a total mess. This would have been fine if I hadn't just walked in after being away for a week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML
Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML
Today, at home, I always do my share of the chores. I just got back from a business trip and it turns out that I actually do ALL the chores. My wife was alone for 9 days, the kitchen was a in state, dirty laundry everywhere, cat litter box overflowing onto the floor, and the bathroom was fucking disgusting. FML
Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Today, my flatmate was once again passive aggressive and angry at me, despite being sweet and pleasant to everyone else. My crime? Putting a baking tray in the dishwasher without scrubbing it first. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
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Top comments
serslybro 20
Sounds like someone thinks you're a maid service... I would put it all in his bed. Lol
CommentKing207 23
You did them anyway? Why? It's your roommates trash and your roommates problem. Make your roommate do it on their own, because it's their problem.
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Comments (62)
RenamonFucksLuna 21
Rebel!
FusionPlacebo 26
Who?
phoenixpixie 13
Wilson!
serslybro 20
Sounds like someone thinks you're a maid service... I would put it all in his bed. Lol
lukian_fml 29
His? No gender is defined anywhere.
Ms_ValS 27
No sympathy from me. You're the one wearing the "I am a doormat" sign on your forehead. Quit letting your flatmate order you around. He or she is not your mother.
asspole 16
#29 if you're trying to get your comment on top, why do it on the second comment?
FalloutScrolls 25
I'd start charging your roommate if you're going to be a maid.
CommentKing207 23
You did them anyway? Why? It's your roommates trash and your roommates problem. Make your roommate do it on their own, because it's their problem.
kyle8211 15
Agreed
lukian_fml 29
The OP didn't do them anyway.
lukian_fml 29
Oh for anyone else confused, the OP's name is "I did them anyway"
Rkikkas9713 25
Normally I would agree with you, and I do still agree with you. It's not easy living with someone else, and it requires a lot of teamwork. If you get into fights or arguments, it can cause issues with rent and other things. The friend should've done most of the work and OP should've done a much lighter load. Again that is just to keep the peace.
leogachi 15
Just to keep the peace? Not letting yourself be a doormat doesn't necessarily mean a loss of peace, and if it does it's time to find a new roommate.
MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21
Hope you had a nice vacation because it sounds like you're back to living with a child.
iPixelCheese 19
Have a talk with him/her. If they can't respect you, you may need a new roomate
thefmlman2011 37
-makes whipping sound-
meli1195 31
You should have just said nope and walked into your room. Don't be someone's maid unless you're getting paid
Queensland 27
You did them anyway? Stand up for yourself! The only reason he asked was probably because you're soft enough to not argue! Put him in his place next time and I doubt he will do it again!
lukian_fml 29
The OP did not do them anyway. Are people reading the same FML as me?
lukian_fml 29
Oh, for anyone else confused the OP's name is "I did them anyway".
Rkikkas9713 25
Honestly I think you're the confused one.
Patriots21 14
dude, stop freaking commenting
domolovesyoshi 33
What are you talking about, you keep commenting that the OP didn't do it but then commenting that the op's name is I 'did' them any way?
bryce0110 23
Sounds like someone who is either lazy or the type of person to mess up something and rely on another person to do it for them.
Sora_McKain 36
Sounds like the same type of person to me.