Today, my flatmate asked me to wash the large pile of dishes on the bench, and if I would start on cleaning the house which was a total mess. This would have been fine if I hadn't just walked in after being away for a week. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML
Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML
Today, at home, I always do my share of the chores. I just got back from a business trip and it turns out that I actually do ALL the chores. My wife was alone for 9 days, the kitchen was a in state, dirty laundry everywhere, cat litter box overflowing onto the floor, and the bathroom was fucking disgusting. FML
Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Today, my flatmate was once again passive aggressive and angry at me, despite being sweet and pleasant to everyone else. My crime? Putting a baking tray in the dishwasher without scrubbing it first. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
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Top comments
serslybro 20
Sounds like someone thinks you're a maid service... I would put it all in his bed. Lol
CommentKing207 23
You did them anyway? Why? It's your roommates trash and your roommates problem. Make your roommate do it on their own, because it's their problem.
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Comments (62)
ThatAss 14
I wouldn't touch any of that mess!!
ILikeKoalas 24
YDI for being a pushover and doing it anyway.
Zebediabolical 45
YDI. You've just taught the housemates that you'll always cave and do the dishes and cleaning. Stand up for yourself.
becca_banana 9
OP here. I forgot to sign in when I made this post. I realise I am a bit of a pushover for doing the dishes but I'd rather have a clean house and I'm not that good with confrontation. I'll try to stand up for myself in the future... or leave a passive-aggressive note. P.S my flatmate is a girl, interesting how so many people assumed she was a male.
worldclassrager 41
Next time it's their turn...good job for doing them though OP...
TrullyTrullo_fml 3
I love how your username tells part of the story too !
vikky538 29
Rule1: never let your flatmate know that you are a cleaning freak. They take advantage of you
chuchusheep 19
you did them anyway?!? you're too nice.
rockwrench 18
Sounds like your mate is being a joey.
Mandybruin 15
Flatmate? Haha! I think you misspelled master since you're acting like a servant. I would have given them the stink eye and gone to my room.