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Today, my shoes were rubbing against my heel so much that one heel started to bleed. Not having any plasters, I stuffed some tissue down my shoe. When I walked off the train, a wad of blood-stained tissue fell out the back of my shoe. The guy behind me didn't think it came from my shoe. FML


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On 07/02/2014 at 7:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Harrow)

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That guy shouldn't just assume things. Period.

#1 - On 07/03/2014 at 3:13am by Dodger_fan16

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put it in your pocket and say you are going to re-use it later. I bet that will creep him the fuck out haha

#5 - On 07/03/2014 at 3:16am by badluckalex

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