Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML

by idontevencareanymore / 05/23/2014 at 5:25pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • Aw and they said size doesn't matter :p

    #1 - On 05/23/2014 at 7:05pm by razi1

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  • The last time my mom got drunk, she left me at a diner in the middle of Nebraska. 50 miles away from where we lived.

    #6 - On 05/23/2014 at 7:10pm by 715chiefs

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