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Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom for my parents to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, "THE FINAL TEST." FML


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On 02/12/2014 at 12:57pm - misc - by airhead2015 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Your dad sounds like me when I have kids... Hilarious and majestic.

Except I would have said "want to play a game?" In saws voice.

#1 - On 02/12/2014 at 2:21pm by HKCgrimmjow

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Considering this is an FML, I'm going to assume you failed THE FINAL TEST.

#2 - On 02/12/2014 at 2:23pm by Grauncho

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