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Today, I was helping my elderly neighbor carry her groceries into her kitchen. When I finished, she sighed and said, "You're such a sweet girl. It's just a shame about your face." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47038) - you deserved it (3627)

On 01/26/2014 at 8:08am - misc - by neighbor - Australia (New South Wales)

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I'm sure you pretty and plus maybe she has bad eye sight

#1 - On 01/26/2014 at 1:19pm by ellie12345678999

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She probably said "pace" ... Next time be a bit quicker! You're not her age.

#3 - On 01/26/2014 at 1:19pm by 604

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