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Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML


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On 09/26/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by horriblefashionsense (woman) - United States (Florida)

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At least you got free food. I would gladly be insulted to get food.

#2 - On 09/26/2013 at 12:54pm by EyeCeYu

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I'd be too busy stuffing my face with the free food to be bothered about people thinking I was a homeless person.

#5 - On 09/26/2013 at 12:56pm by 150493x

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