By Cokerella - 14/8/2021 09:01 - United States - Pomona

Have a Coke and smile

Today, at a work function, I noticed that my boss and my girlfriend kept leaving the room at the same time. Fearing the worst, I waited outside in the hallway. As soon as they went into the bathroom, I pushed my way in. Sex? Nope. They were doing lines of coke off the bathroom counter. FML
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By  Plop  |  14

Come on, how's that an FML? Your girlfriend wasn't cheating, and there's a chance your boss will like you more for having a girlfriend who's so much cooler than you! All the cool kids do it anyway.

(Since some people seem to having reading comprehension problems: this post is not to be taken seriously)

By  RichardPencil  |  30

They were doing the coke so they could have coked-up sex. You just cock-blocked them this time.

Find a lawyer familiar with "alienation of affection." Your inevitable divorce will be a money-loser, so you'll need to hit up your boss to balance that out.

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By  Plop  |  14

Come on, how's that an FML? Your girlfriend wasn't cheating, and there's a chance your boss will like you more for having a girlfriend who's so much cooler than you! All the cool kids do it anyway.

(Since some people seem to having reading comprehension problems: this post is not to be taken seriously)

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  Plop  |  14

I'm well aware that sarcasm doesn't translate well. But you'd think that there'd be a point where if you write something that is quite obviously far over the top, most people would understand that it's sarcastic.
But you're right, "reading comprehension" wasn't the correct term, or at least not in the usual sense.

By  Annies  |  17

Would you rather she be having an affair?

By  RichardPencil  |  30

They were doing the coke so they could have coked-up sex. You just cock-blocked them this time.

Find a lawyer familiar with "alienation of affection." Your inevitable divorce will be a money-loser, so you'll need to hit up your boss to balance that out.

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  Plop  |  14

Well, it's his fault for not suggesting a coked-up threesome. It's almost like OP went out of his way to live his life in the most boring way possible.

Also, I believe there is a pun to be made about "coked-up" and "cocked-up", but I'll leave it to you, you've earned it.