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Today, I enlisted in the military. My dad now finds it necessary to act like a drill sergeant. This includes yelling at me everywhere we go to prepare me for basic training. Training begins in four months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44667) - you deserved it (6647)

On 08/10/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

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He's just trying to get you used to it now. But, thank you for enlisting.

#1 - On 08/10/2013 at 6:14am by ireply_wlyrics

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As a former Marine I feel compelled to say, hahaha.

#7 - On 08/10/2013 at 6:24am by UsernameAnxiety

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