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Well, if the toaster doesn't work, then we don't eat as much bread, which will somehow prevent obesity, which will stop the lawsuits and American stigma. You're dad isn't crazy, he knows the truth!!
The government is going to kill us off by starvation! One toaster at a time. No one buy toasters. They are evil.
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Friday 27 March 2015