Today, my dad's conspiracy theory obsession hit a new level of stupidity when he blurted "false flag" because our toaster stopped working. FML
by facepalm / 07/22/2013 at 4:19pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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Well, if the toaster doesn't work, then we don't eat as much bread, which will somehow prevent obesity, which will stop the lawsuits and American stigma. You're dad isn't crazy, he knows the truth!!
#6 - On 07/22/2013 at 7:44pm by misspulkadot24
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The government is going to kill us off by starvation! One toaster at a time. No one buy toasters. They are evil.
#9 - On 07/22/2013 at 7:46pm by NoorFML
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