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Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML


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On 06/18/2013 at 12:07am - misc - by ProAwkward - United States (Texas)

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im sure hes a nice guy. i water my plants naked all the time. its not like they have eyes or anything

#1 - On 06/18/2013 at 5:40am by Zestus

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Should've walked past the couple, OP. Chances are they were so caught up in their anger at each other, they wouldn't have even noticed you.

#3 - On 06/18/2013 at 5:44am by ireply_wlyrics

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