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Today, I finally made the connection between people in my apartment building flushing their toilets, and my running shower water becoming scalding hot. This wouldn't be quite as bad if there weren't six floors to the building, with twenty units on each. FML


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On 03/19/2013 at 1:39pm - misc - by thirddegreeburned - United States (Connecticut)

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Well, look at this way: you'll never have to take a cold shower again! :D

#1 - On 03/19/2013 at 5:29pm by stevenJB

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Bring your dishes in with you and you can wash them when it gets too hot while you wait for it to cool down again.

#6 - On 03/19/2013 at 5:35pm by Pleonasm

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