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Today, whilst on a phone interview with a college I really want to go to, my mother picks up the other line and shouts into the phone "She's not going to college, she's lazy and she'll only disappoint you." The interviewer hung up before I could say anything. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41934) - you deserved it (2796)

On 02/15/2013 at 10:50am - misc - by parentalissues (woman) - United States

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That's tough. Time to move out. Or push mama down the stairs.

#1 - On 02/15/2013 at 12:40pm by Connect

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It's too bad we all have cordless phones now, you could've used the cord to strangle her.

#4 - On 02/15/2013 at 12:40pm by SerpentBoy

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