Today, whilst on a phone interview with a college I really want to go to, my mother picks up the other line and shouts into the phone "She's not going to college, she's lazy and she'll only disappoint you." The interviewer hung up before I could say anything. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom called while I was at a job interview. I ignored the call, but the interviewer was so offended by the fact I'd rudely left it on at all, that he threw me out. I found out from my mom later that she'd called to wish me good luck. FML
Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML
Today, my mom called and told me I got accepted to my first-choice college. I got really excited and asked her to read me the letter. As she started to read it, she said, "Oops... uh, nevermind." FML
Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML
Today, I told my wife I had a huge Zoom interview and could not be disturbed under any circumstances. Nevertheless, she called her mom, got into a screaming argument the interviewer could clearly hear, then came into my office to cry on my shoulder. She doesn't understand why I'm furious with her. FML
Today, during a dream job interview, my mum called and screamed, “DID YOU FIX THE TOILET YET, YOU LAZY BASTARD?” She was loud enough for the interviewer to hear her, so as he stared at me, I panicked and said, “Sorry, she's my previous employer.” FML
Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her about my terminal cancer diagnosis. She responded with, "What makes you think I care at all?" before hanging up. FML
Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML
Today, my mother once again called me to remind me what a disappointment I am despite having two degrees, a house, a professional job and having never been unemployed at 25. FML
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Top comments
Connect 10
That's tough. Time to move out. Or push mama down the stairs.
SerpentBoy 8
It's too bad we all have cordless phones now, you could've used the cord to strangle her.
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Comments (152)
RainbowDashie140 12
Sometimes sarcasm doesn't work here.
paprika_pilipili_fml 14
I just can't believe anyone in their right mind would do something like that. That's really stupid, and even more so coming from a mother.
erck3800 12
remember this when its time to pick her nursing home
luvbug5995 10
Damn that sucks...
gremlin_bros 19
I'd end up in jail for aggravated assault at the minimum.
thepunman 11
That's her plan. She don't want her to leave, so she'll keep her in the house forEVER
RedPillSucks 33
Norma Bates?
picante72 24
Use a cellphone next time, or borrow a friend's phone if you don't have one.
mosquito19 14
that means she's not paying your college
gregnc_fml 18
Sounds like this was a deliberate attempt to keep you from achieving your dreams. It could be she doesn't want you to achieve more than she has. I say don't let her or anyone else stand in the way of your dreams!