Drunken mess

By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 17:18 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
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Steve95401 49

OP's cat is probably the only pussy he'll be getting.

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nuggetmonster 12

It looks like you and your cat helped him start his future as a crazy cat man.

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nuggetmonster 12

It looks like you and your cat helped him start his future as a crazy cat man.

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Haha! You do some crazy shit when you're drunk. XD

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UncleMuscles 5

Drunk cat burglars have feelings too.

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Steve95401 49

OP's cat is probably the only pussy he'll be getting.

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accioshannon 17

He didn't even get the pussy, it said he TRIED.

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CharresBarkrey 15

13 - Technically, the least he could have gotten was nothing.

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Sly_Assassin 11

WIN!! But I feel sorry for the Guy.. But that's only if OP ended the relationship

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sergentkyle 12

Did you call the cops? A similar thing happened to my sister, but she slapped the **** out of him.

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abu4u 26

Talk about getting the Pussy one way or another.

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LolPieRofl 11

He couldnt get the pussy one way or the other, he tried.

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Epikouros 31

Sorry! I wanted to steal you, but I can't lift 300 pounds when I'm drunk.

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natalalaliee 9

I feel kinda bad for him though. He must have really been in a rough place. But the cat stealing was hilarious haha

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Deadpoolscomedywriter 6

right!!!

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