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Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16669) - you deserved it (8182)

On 08/27/2012 at 3:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Well, at least you got a good workout! Haha.

#1 - On 08/27/2012 at 10:10am by sarah2144

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I bet you were pretty tired after that flat effort.

#3 - On 08/27/2012 at 10:11am by thawny

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