Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML
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Today, I left home to go to work, only to find that my car had a flat tyre. No problem, I thought, I'll just change it. That's when I discovered that I'd left my spare tyre at the mechanic's last time I had a flat. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
Today, with 3 miles left of a 16-mile bike ride, I got a flat tire and had to push my bike back to my car. FML
Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML
Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML
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sarah2144 14
Well, at least you got a good workout! Haha.
thawny_fml 21
I bet you were pretty tired after that flat effort.
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Comments (88)
buca100 4
You didn't use your phone? That's what they're for!!
deadphoenix 0
Lol sucks for you @$$
sarah6786 14
You walked 5 miles, and there was no gas station or store you could call someone from? Assuming you had no cell phone. And when you got home and realized you had no house key, you could have used a neighbors phone.
lexiieeex3 32
At that point I'd break a ******* window.
awkward_gothlady 32
At least you got a good workout...but still...how annoying!
captainburke 5
Man one thing after another that's a bad day!
niall92 6
Maybe invest in a garage door opener with a keypad on the side of the doorframe? Those are so useful.
duravian 1
In this situation I hop my neighbors fence then hop over mine and squeeze through the dog door in the backyard lol
deequu 20
This is where the emergency phone comes in where you can call for help or get a cab (:
Spectre529 12
the song "i will walk 500 miles" comes to mind...