Today, I was doing my laundry and I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8625) - you deserved it (21479)
On 08/17/2012 at 3:30am - misc - by Megan - United States (Arkansas)
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Slow down there champ
#1 - On 08/17/2012 at 7:11am by FMLandurstoo
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You broke your nose over a dollar...
#2 - On 08/17/2012 at 7:12am by soccergurrll
+97 | 8
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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