Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
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Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML
Today, after my washing machine broke yesterday in the middle of a cycle, I went and spent $1400 on a new one. Also today, my dryer started to smoke and almost caught my clothes on fire. There goes another $1000. FML
Today, I heard my washing machine making a strange noise. I nervously waited for the cycle to end so I could open it and investigate. The noise was my car keys. I'd somehow washed them, my wallet and $20 without noticing. FML
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML
Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, my dryer was finally repaired after not working for over a month. I did one load of laundry and my washer stopped working. Another day, another $400+ repair bill. FML
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FMLandurstoo 9
Slow down there champ
soccergurrll 8
You broke your nose over a dollar...
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Comments (99)
thisguy45 2
One does not simply dive in the washer when you find money. I mean I can picture Mr. Krabs from Spongebob doing that.
Leslier_fml 4
Wow if you got got that exited for a dollar I guess it was a good thing it wasn't a $100, imagine you would have probably broken way more bones.
laxforevrr 0
all for a freaking dollar? hahaha
Habu987 9
Wait, the FML isn't clear. Did this incident involve a washer?
Welshite 40
Yes it involved a washer. One used for hardware. OP dove through a hole .5 in. in diameter.
MindFreakazoid 10
No.
Shanxchan 9
Wow it a dollar you could have just reached down in the washer and gotten it, you didn't have to dive and break your nose. You totally deserved it.
katiekatlovesu 5
*I see greedy people*
freshlybreezy 15
*I see poor people*
Fusion55 7
Haha stripper mentality kicked in.
CherryLipBalm 1
Dolla makes me holla honey boo boo!
jesustitts 20
It's just a dollar. I'm sure your medical bills and pains will cost you more and you'll regret ever diving for a dollar.
Pikachu17 13
It's not like it's going anywhere, calm down