Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26341) - you deserved it (4746)

On 06/13/2012 at 5:08am - misc - by pandora (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Top comments

Hmm, seems like a good ice breaker, lol.

#2 - On 06/13/2012 at 10:26am by itsalanis

See in context

He must not have cared too much if he hadn't moved. If a stranger fell asleep on me the first thing I'd do was move.

#5 - On 06/13/2012 at 10:27am by g0ldenb0nes

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

Mselle Risa's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML Pics : The top 4 pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are the worst. Anyway, the FML Pics app is still being downloaded all over the…

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: