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today I was taking a sower . My mom tinks it's ok to just walk in on someone wen tey are in tere so se decides to take a crap . Te worst part is se tougt it would be less awkward to talk to me . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23337) - you deserved it (2254)

On 06/08/2012 at 10:00am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

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Lock the door maybe?

#1 - On 06/08/2012 at 10:56am by MrFuzzles

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My parents do that all the time... We have a clear glass door, too.

#4 - On 06/08/2012 at 10:57am by swishaa218

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