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Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML
Must have forgotten his invisibility cloak at home.
You must be the obsessed girlfriend type.
OP: Hey honey! Where were you at 3:04 today?
Ex: I was...
OP: LIAR!!!! WHO IS SHE?!
I can see why he would be scared.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 19 March 2015