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Today, after having been told that I looked horrible for the last five months, I decided to give myself a make-over. As soon as the make-up artist was done, I told her I didn't lyk it, and that I still didn't lyk how I look. She simply replied: ''Well, I'm a make-up artist, not a magician!'' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13067) - you deserved it (23284)

On 04/05/2012 at 8:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands

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Aww =(. Beauty is within Hun =)

#3 - On 04/05/2012 at 1:31pm by MelissaMarie89

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Respond by saying "Thank you SIR". See how she reacts.

#7 - On 04/05/2012 at 1:37pm by Cad6

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