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Man or woman?

Today, I felt manly. I spent almost the entire day peeling paint, power sanding, and applying Spackle for my grandma. Strutting with masculinity, I headed for the shower, only to let out a womanly yelp at a spider hanging at eye level around a corner. Manliness gone. FML


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On 03/29/2012 at 9:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Hahaha yep, your manliness is deff gone. but don't worry, almost everybody loses their manliness when it comes to spiders, those things creep everybody out lol

#2 - On 03/30/2012 at 2:14am by supahcoolperson

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Love it

#1 - On 03/30/2012 at 2:11am by AwesomeEDNathi

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