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Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

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On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Maybe he got you a ghost costume, and was too excited so he tried it on. Now he can't get it off, and he's been around you the whole time. :o

#6 - On 03/29/2012 at 4:32pm by ThaKoolKidsKlub

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Daddy issues? I can help you get back at him.

#1 - On 03/29/2012 at 4:31pm by moosemonkey1000

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