Today, I was on the bus, when the inspector asked to see my ticket. I couldn't find it, and ended up being kicked off the bus while a few of the other passengers jeered at me. I found my ticket on the long walk home, buried in my pocket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML
Today, my train was canceled so my ticket expired by the time another train arrived. I was fined $90 by ticket inspectors 'cause my claim that the early train didn't run was "unsubstantiated". Leaving the train I was pushed by the crowd, fell, lost a shoe and had to walk home with one bare foot. FML
Today, I was on a bumpy bus ride and had to write a note, so I held my notebook against the bus window to steady my hand. An elderly woman then yelled at me, accusing me of drawing graffiti on the window. The bus driver kicked me off and I had to wait an hour in the rain for the next bus. FML
Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until I realised someone had stolen my new £700 phone while I was talking to the driver. FML
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jillianmathers12 13
That really sucks! At least you got some exercise!
DreaminOfMusic 0
that really sucks! Guess you should be more careful with your ticket next time.
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Comments (42)
jillianmathers12 13
That really sucks! At least you got some exercise!
gloopyone 4
Hey, maybe they went home and ate a bunch of junk food to feel better, for all we know.
IStoleTheCookies 16
^ please, shh.
DreaminOfMusic 0
that really sucks! Guess you should be more careful with your ticket next time.
cheesiestcake 1
I like ur profile pic on here luv da hunger games series!
THE_A_TEEN 28
But as it turns out, your ticket was a sentient being who loved you unconditionally. It didn't want to leave you. Make it suffer by burning it. (Dr. Evil laugh)
BostonBruinsFan 8
I would've said it with a pinkie at my right end/corner of my lip; after that, I would have asked for a 1 million billion kazillion dollars(or what ever Austin Powers' brother(Mini Me's less mini father))
dominic1221 6
Your name's "**** the ******* cops"? Really? "**** the ******* bunnies" would make more sense, you dumb tard.
GODert 8
Where did you get bunnies?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's just a username, you stupid lump of shit with the I.Q. of a Horse Fly.
dominic1221 6
Woo, okay keyboard warrior. Don't bitch when someone uses a biphobic username on an FML about something unrelated then, because it's just a name.
ladyLALAA 29
Yeah there was some guy who's OP name eas "**** tha police" or something and it was totally unrelated.
sparkrok 8
horse flys are smart. don't hurt the horse fly's feelings, now. he may not have an account, but he reads the comments.
StoryOfTheYear 15
14- 5 does have a point though. Bunnies do **** quite a bit.
salsa324 0
Damn sucks exercise is great though!
Gondile 4
No use complaining about it now.
Insane_Tea 15
Darn it. I can't think of anything witty to post. Well here's my 2¢ anyway.. "Don't get ticket-ed off!" :D
Insane_Tea 15
Danm that sounded awful. I'm sorry internet for trying to be funny.
sryu 9
Just be glad he didn't fine you for supposedly riding without paying.
perdix 31
When you're digging in your pocket for your ticket, keep your tongue in your mouth and don't roll your eyes. ****** noises are also unwelcome.
flashback.miss 28
How.. deep are your pockets? But in all seriously, that must've pissed you off, but at least it's in the past now.