DjeePee
Belgium
Today, my boyfriend decided to piss in the shower while I was standing next to him. I did not mind, until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his piss while the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML
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SokDek 14
At least he didn't shit..
redbluegreen 41
He's just thoroughly marking his territory.
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SokDek 14
At least he didn't shit..
bighugebrains 2
If u sont like it then dnt piss in the shower next time. Y u do it and then conplain about it jeez.
construction 7
15 ... Your name could not be more wrong... It was her bf and thats disgusting.
Jamialia 5
learn to read fucktard.
danv79_fml 0
obviously, bighugebrains, the name does not imply the person writing the comments.....
zingline89 18
DjeePee, if you had been wearing your trademark gas mask this wouldn't have been a problem
DjeePee 25
But it's so hard to wash your face properly with that gas mask on :(
YoTengoTomatoes 7
...you mean I shouldn't shit in the tub?
Rhysviri 10
I just realized that the OP was DjeePee. ...I want to see one of Doc's FMLs.
monkeysinatree 6
75- he has one
afunnyterdcody 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Haha my gf is about to come over and I'm sure I'll do the same you know why? Cause it's funny haha
queen_awks 16
How mature.
BBGxBlondie 6
I think I'll go throw a rock at my boyfriend. BAHAHAHAH.
kooochris1995 14
2- you know who cares? NO ONE!! Haha
skitzofunia88 8
I thought 2s comment was funny. So screw all y'all! Thumbs down son
afunnyterdcody 5
Thanks bro
starman02 12
Ah! Awful! I would have been so grossed out!
Redoxx_fml 22
Some people like that sort of thing
jab7769 8
Why it cures athletes foot and other fungal infections. And if u dont believe me google it.
starman02 12
It may cure some things, and no I won't google it I'll.. Take your word for it.. But the fact still remains.. She was standing in someone else's piss..
DjeePee 25
I believe you, Jab. But my foot was not infected, so...
medic11b 0
Why wouldn't you google it? He told you to google it, I don't get why you wouldn't google it.
medic11b 0
Sorry that was meant for 35, my bad.
6969awesome 0
Oh my god the OP commented back! I have been waiting for this day for so long :')
JoeLouisBomber 9
Nothing like a golden shower to start the day!!
stewartdolan 0
Your picture is legit
redbluegreen 41
He's just thoroughly marking his territory.
KiddNYC1O 22
Golden.
chickenflem 8
Cuz nothing says I love you like soaking them in your piss
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Your feet must smell lovely.
MissRoxiie 12
That's so gross, stop taking shower with him if he's gonna be so immature everytime.
xxbobbyfinxx 0
You've got a lot to learn =/
ProhibitionRose 14
My husband does that to me all the time. It's not hurting anything since urine is sterile. And it's not like you can't just wash it right off. Damn, so many girls these days have a stick up their ass.
MissRoxiie 12
@49 It's not because you are okay with getting pissed on that everyone else has to.
808Boyo 4
-MissRoxiie- You're hot...
desireev 18
51- Nobody is saying that you have to be okay with it. We're just saying that it's alot more common than you're thinking it is. And, literally, it's not as 'gross' or 'disgusting' as you're making it to be. It's sterile. Yes, the thought of urine is slightly disturbing to someone who doesn't know much about it. (I know, that does sound weird!) But, honestly, it's not that 'gross' at all! I promise! :)
HendricksProdigy 0
You don't have to shower with him, u can shower with me;);)
ShazzyMrMe 6
Your wierd! Gross definetely!!!!
coried91 28
Peeing in the shower is not immature. Yes it is gross but why would he step out of the shower just to piss? It gets the floor all wet. It drains away, well in OP's case it didn't, and you wash yourself in the shower anyway. Just about everyone does it. Get over it.
vettle 6
Drives me crazy when people say urine is sterile. Urine is only sterile to the person it's coming out of.
MDTeddy 13
You are in a damn shower! Peeing will do nothing to you. Some people are dumb *****.
Smashhoof 15
112- I wish I could thumb down your comment more. Urine is sterile while still warm. As soon as it has time to sit and cool down it gathers bacteria. It doesn't matter whose urine it is; it comes out sterile.
Crimsos 4
Aim for the drain!
AkshaySauce 5
It's hard to aim when I'm doing meatswings.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Thats pretty disgusting.