Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a skinhead sucker-punched me in the gut, grabbed my football, and ran away, giggling like a maniac. FML
Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML
Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML
Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML
Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after my buddies ran away. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
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JoshTheMaggot 8
TOUCHDOWN!
X3liteXHunterX 12
Gotta love homeless people!
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Comments (116)
JoshTheMaggot 8
TOUCHDOWN!
NiiTeH 7
And the Street Corner Bums win again!
icefshng8 9
You got sacked!
Cashtangoteam 10
Somebody didn't watch their blindside
cyK0tek 0
^^Sacked like Flacco lool
tygerarmy 35
I call that a fumble, you always have to protect the ball.
lfigo07 0
It happens
gantzlord 5
A wild homeless man appears! homeless man uses sucker punch attack! stupid Jersey **** has fainted blah blah blah screw you op ydi
PeypeyTheBeeotch 1
The poor guy just wanted some pork rinds^.^ (get it? pigskin?)
smarie98 1
He's got some real "balls" to do that! Haha, get it?.. Oh god, that was just a flat out sad pun....
X3liteXHunterX 12
Gotta love homeless people!
iliketofu 6
That's probably the most fun he had in months. Too bad it had to come at OP's expense.
iliketofu 6
It's Halftime America.
Pentium_4 27
i'm sure it seemed like a good idea for him after 2 fifths of whiskey
lizard399 0
Little do we know, the fun is just beginning for this homeless man and his new football friend. Looks like it's halftime OP.
Awesomehobo44 3
Lol yeah with my hockey team, I was at a fitness class thing, and we went outside to run, and we saw a homeless person sleeping in a dumpster...
Furrywhiplash 14
81- Are you sure he was sleeping and not dead?
Awesomehobo44 3
Not sure O.o
vincenoir 5
What did your friend do?
ankoku 2
Get a camera and a baseball bat; film what ensue's, and then sell the tape's to buy another football. Problem solved!
yuzuhere 21
You should've invited him to play earlier! Sharing is cari- oh wait, maybe not the best phrase for this scenario.
DontClickOnMe 28
This reminds me of this guy that used to steal my toys when I was a kid. My mom would chase him to try and get them back. We called him El Loco. True story.
RaquelW 7
Is anyone else bothered by the change of tense halfway through this fml? No? Oh.
badass243 6
football in the street?
yahoowizard 16
When you only have two people, the cars provide for a good set of replacements for the defense
lizard399 0
And each time you hit a car, just move further down the street in the opposite direction.. Move far enough away from the scene of the crime and the game could last awhile.
XtraEzeee 8
83- what about ice skating? Or street hockey? Swimming? Those are pretty much restricted to one place.
kalabunga 0
oh I just can't wait to go swimming I'm my fire pit!
ninjuh_wingman 29
The homeless guy just won life by trolling you.
lizard399 0
Well at least in the homeless man's eyes.. until he needs some change, the homeless seem to survive purely on our change.. That homeless must have been without change for hours!! He became delusional.. yes.. and mistaken the football for a bag.. a bag full of change..
matanblum 3
If he going to use it as a pillow then feel bad for him
kisaka 2
Haha! I bet the chinese people think you're crazy now.